damn..why dont people realize that the grass aint greener on the other side...SHIIIITT!!!!
if you love someone stick with them..be patient...communicate what you want and need...especially if your mate is a good person...
why does everyone always think its greener??!!!!!??? I DONT!..but then again..who is weird like me...i always have stuck with what ive had.....especially when that shit is great!
so to all you complaining bitches (men and women! cause men can be bitches too!)...your new year's resolution needs to be this....
1. STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE WITH!
2. IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM...LEEEEAVVEEE!!!
3. IF THEY ARENT GOOD IN BED...STOP TELLING ME! LEAVE!
4. IF THEY DONT LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU NEED AND DESIRE TO BE LOVED..LEAVE!!
5. IF THEY WATCH TOO MUCH DAMN REALITY TV AND YOU WANT TO BE OUTSIDE..LEAVE!!
6. IF THEY HAVE FAKE NAILS AND BAD WEAVES..AND YOU THAT SHIT!! LEAAAVEEE!
7. IF HE/SHE IS A DEAD BEAT PARENT! LEAVE!...BECAUSE CHANCES ARE..IF YOU EVER HAVE A BABY TOGETHER! THEY WILL BE DEADBEATS!!
8. IF THEY TALK TOO DAMN MUCH..AND YOU WANT SIIILLLEEENNNCEE (LIKE MARTIN USED TO SAY)...LEAVE!!!!
9. IF THEY DONT COOK FOR YOU AND YOU WANT A HOME COOKED MEAL WHEN YOU GET HOME! LEAVE!
10. AND FINALLY! IF THEY ARENT LOVING YOU RIGHT...IF THEY DONT HOLD YOU RIGHT...IF THEY ARENT SEXING YOU RIGHT..IF THEY ARENT GIVING YOU ORAL LOVING (FOR MEN AND WOMEN) HAHAHA ...IF THEY ARENT HOLDING YOUR HAND AND KISSING YO ASS (AND YOU ON THAT LOVEY DOVEY SHIT)...PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR IN THE NEW YEAR....STOP CALLING ME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!! LEAVE!!!!!!!
DAMN IM ANGRY TODAY HAHAHA BUT IM SICK OF MY FRIENDS CALLING ME TELLING ME ABOUT THEIR FUCKED UP REALTIONSHIPS BUT ARENT GOING ANNNYYYWHERE...BE HAPPY IN WHAT YOU HAVE...BE HAPPY THAT HE/SHE IS THERE...BE HAPPY..AND BE PATIENT..SO WHAT...IF HE DOESNT COOK FOR YOU..BUT HE LOVES YO ASS DOWN AND COMES HOME AT NIGHT WITH GREAT CONVERSATION..(FACE IT..HE ISNT A GOOD COOK!)...LOL..SO WHAT...IF SHE DOESNT LIKE SPORTS..BUT SHE COOKS THE HELL OUT OF SOME COLLARD GREENS AND CORNBREAD W SO WHEN THE GAME IS OVER..YALL CAN EAT!...(FACE IT...SHE AINT A SPORTS FAN LIKE ME! NICCA!)..
DAMN MAN! I SWEAR! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! IN THE NEW YEAR! QUIT THAT COMPLAINING SHIT!!!!!!
BEACUSE DAMN IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING GOOD..WORK AT IT...EVERYDAY AINT PEACHES AND CREAM...BE PATIENT..AND AFTER BEING PATIENT AND LOVING..AND SHIT STILL AINT GOING THE WAY YOU WANT IT...BE AN ADULT AND GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP THE RIGHT WAY..NO CHEATING..NO LYING..JUST BOUNCE.....AND STOP CALLING ALL OVER GODS CRATION TELLING EVERYONE HOW FUCKED UP YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS!! CAUSE 9 TIMES OUT OF 10..HE/SHE AINT DOING WHAT YOU ANT BECAUSE OF YOU!...(DID YALL HEAR THAT? IF HE/SHE AINT GIVING IT..ITS BECAUSE YO ASS AINT GIVING IT..IF SHE DONT COOK...ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE FEELS UNDER APPRECIATED..YO ASS NEVER CLEAN THE KITCHEN! OR SAY THANKS...IF HE DOESNT BUY YOU NICE THINGS...MAYBE ITS CAUSE YOU A GOLDIGGER AND HE KNOWS THE SHIT HAHAH...IF SHE DOESNT WEAR LINGERIE..MAYBE ITS BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS SNATCH IT OFF OF HER ANYWAY..WHATS THE POINT REALLY..YOU DONT LOVE HER SLOW HOW YOU 'POSE TO HAHAHA (im soo grammatically challenged lol but hey im from Mississippi lol)...YEAH MAN DAMN..STOP COMPLAINING...
HAHAHA IM DOCTOR PHIL IN THIS PIECE! IM OUT!!!
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