thats soo sexy when.....

damn i think i just read the blog of the fucking year lol....i read this guys blog off and on alot...and today i read him describing what a sexy is to him..

so umm ive decided ill do the same....in the dicitionary sexy is

1. Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest.
2. Slang. Highly appealing or interesting; attractive:


to me...sexy is....

* when you lay your head in my lap and look up at me...and we communicate without word

* when i can cook for you...and YOU do the dishes...

* (now this one may be alittle confusing) when im walking down the isle of the grocery store and i stop in front of you...and you run into me...cause you acting like you didnt see me stop...just to feel my bootie lol...

* when i smell you on my jacket..because before i went to work..you hugged me tight...and all day i smell your love around me....oooooooooooh sexy..cause damn..you smell soo good!

* when i have on a low cut top and you look at me and say "put those up..those are for me" lol...hahaah sexxxxyyy!!! lol (that really happened to me..)

* when you come over with fresh new hair..lordie! thats soo sexy...like wow..you look sooo good!

* that night you came home early to find me in the bed reading..and you came right in..didnt disturb me...you just kissed me, laid down..and when i started to talk..you said...no baby finish reading "i dont want to disturb you"....and went to sleep...(see thats soo sexy..because you know i love you..you know i care...i know you love me...i know you care....and you are okay with me doing my own thang...you understand that reading makes me happy...so you gave me what i needed...those lips..and a "im going to bed baby...i love you"....and you went to sleep..did i say sexxxxy!!!)

* its when you know i have a child..yet you love him even more because he looks just like me lol......(now if this aint the sexiest thing...)

* (this is a better one)...when we were in the mall and someone said...your child is soo handsome....(eventhough he is MY child)...you just smiled kept walking (never mentioning that he wasnt ours....sexxxxxyy!!!)

* when we are riding down the street and you look over and say..."i love you" just because...but you dont get mad when i dont say it back...because shit we all know you got my heart...all i need to do is look at you and smile..cause that means waaay more than words...

* when you kiss me on my forehead cause im sick..you dont want to catch what i got..but you gotta be kissing me...yeah thats seeeexy lol...makes a sista feel extra good...

* oh yeah..when you cook for me..and take care of me..when im sick...(oooh thats soo sexy...makes me want to give you my germs and have sex right there...cause you already know when you get sick i am going to do the same for you...sooooo sexy!)

* when ive cooked something that i thought was soo good...(and it really wasnt)...you dont look at me twice while eating it...you say..."this isnt that good baby...but i love you"...ooh sexy! cause momma always trying some new receipe lol

* you know on that saturday when there is nothing to do....well you go in your "small" book collection..and we read together..you read to me..i read to you..

* when im shopping for clothes and you come in the "womans" store with me..and watch me try on clothes...thats sooo sexy..cause who cares about those other women...you are with me...

* when you are shopping for yourself..but you want me to go...because you want my opinion on what looks good on you...oooooooh thats soo sexy...

* its really sexy..if i come home and you are there laying in bed waiting for me...ooh thats really sexy..cause i know what may happen...

* when i can just put my head on your shoulder cause ive had a bad day..and you dont try and fix it..you just let me talk...tell me "you got me" thats sooo sexy

* when i check my messages....and all i hear is..."i love you"..and you hang up...because what more needs to be said....man damn..thats sooo sexy....

* oooh sexy is when you in the bathroom..and you just gotta talk to me...so you open the door because you didnt want to be alone..hahaa...(yeah thats nasty but thats when you know you love someone)

* i said me cooking for someone is really sexy...but when you come in the kitchen and say "babe what do you need me to do" yeah that shit is ultra sexy...cause yeah im cooking..(but i think i smell the bread burning! lol)

* its when we are laying in bed together..and you want me on you...you want my hands on you..you want my body on you...and when i fell like i may crush you lol cause ima big girl..you say......"i got you.." (now didnt i say i was a big girl....so if you say this..you better have me lol)

* sexy is when i have noooo money..and neither do you...yet we still find a way to be happy...playing uno! or some board game lol..thats soo sexy...and boring lol

* sexy is when....im scared at home alone..and you call me..to make sure im okay..thats not only sexy..but its soo nice to know that you love me...

* its that night i came home late from work...and you were there waiting for me..with dinner....(eventhough your dinner consist of french fries and a hot pocket!) thats soo sexy!

* oh yeah..when i walked out without giving you a kiss and you call me or text me..and say...you didnt kiss me today..that means i need extras when i see you later! lol seeeesxxxxyyyyy!!!

* and finally...when i lay in the bed..and you lay right beside me..and tell me your fears...your dreams...and how you want me to be there through them all..yes lord..now thats sexy!!!!




yeah i know..this is soo nice...but most of it has never happened to me...but the stuff that has..i think its soo sexy....i think its sooo nice..the hot pocket and french fry dinner thing...i made that up..but thats something yall would do lol..say i made you dinner baby! lol and its a damn hot pocket and fries lol....but shit thats sexy..cause i couldve come home..and had an air sandwich! lol....

so yeah someone who is sexy all over...and who appreciates me..and in turn i will appreciate them..and give them that sexy side of me..that i dont show anyone...yeah thats sooooo sexy lol...damn if i say sexy one more freaking time lol...

night