bathroom connoisseur???

im outraged...lol...well kinda...okay here's the reason...

i was on another floor and had to use the restroom...well let me tell you...that bathroom was fantabulous!!! lol...i mean i walked in...and instead of doors that showed your feet...the doors came all the way down...shutter doors...i walked into a stall...well to me it felt like my own person bathroom...walked in...and there were paper seatcovers..(something that "our" bathroom is always out of)...but after putting a seatcover down...i rolled off some shall i say...angelsoft tissue...has to be angelsoft because i use that kind at home lol...and it felt the same lol...well when i got up...THE TOILET FLUSHHED!!! the freaking toilet was automatic!!!...so i didnt even have to put my hands on the crummy pully thingy to flush...weell well weell...we arent done...so i open up my shutter stall door...and i pressed down on the soap dispenser...LOW AND FUCKING BEHOLD!!...there is nice gel dial soap...the kind that smells oh sooo good...mosturizing soap at that...i washed my hands..the soap of course left them feeling soft and smell fresh...well while doing this...i noticed this wonderful smell...ooooh you have got to be kidding me!!...they have little jars of smell goods sitting on the sink counter...oooh it smelled soo nice...i rinsed my hands...and pulled some papertowels from the dispenser....hell i cant even call these papertowels...i have to say paper napkins..i have to make it as fancy as possible.....because they were soo soft (not rough like the ones in my bathroom on the 5th floooorr!)...i looked around the bathroom...nice wallpapered walls...nice colors...huuge floor lenght mirror...nice bigggg mirror that had noooo spots!..."looks like someone cleans the restroom every 10 minutes!" i thought...just soo nice...that was the best bathroom experience since ummm....since staying at the westin when i was pregnant downtown (my two great friends gave me a one nights stay there because i was going to go insane if i didnt get a good nights sleep lol and we all know how has the best beds in the country!!!)...and they have automatic papertowel dispensers..man....wow...i couldnt believe i work at a place like this...i couldnt and cant believe this kinda bathroom is only on "some floors"...only for the people who "DO NOTHING!!" they probably dont even use this bathroom lol...its probably people like me who use it...just to get away from the dirty stinky..."regular" bathrooms of the 5th floor...wow...i guess i should become a bathroom connoisseur!!..naw ill keep this job...lol...